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Rare Weird Pet [Mar. 19th, 2013|09:25 pm]
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CL > los angeles > westside-southbay > all community > pets

Posted: 2013-03-19, 8:42PM PDT

Rare Weird Pet

2 months ago a strange fish like creature washed up on the beach outside my home. I've never seen an animal like this in my life. It can live in and out of water, it has both fur and reptile like scales, and it weighs about 50 pounds. My friends and I have been feeding it in my basement and I'm quite certain it's an alien. This is not a joke. I have no idea what to do with it. If you'd like to be it's owner, I can send you a photo or arrange a time for pick up. Mitch.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Posting ID: 3692308651 Posted: 2013-03-19, 8:42PM PDT email to a friend

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Looking to (literally) become garbage - m4w [Mar. 3rd, 2013|02:47 pm]
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Is it better to be pissed off or pissed on? [Oct. 4th, 2012|07:18 pm]
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Um... that's not a grape tomato. [Sep. 6th, 2012|11:01 pm]
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Featured on Regretsy.
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It's where they placed the ad that's amusing [Aug. 6th, 2012|01:14 pm]
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Piercing what-the-fuckery [Jul. 21st, 2012|01:03 am]
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I have no idea what exactly is going on here:

PIERCING EMERGENCY - m4w - 35 (Cheyenne)

Yes this is real! My girlfriends lost her piercing tonight and needs help putting a new one in. She cant get the little ball to pop in. I cant do it cause, well we are a little messed up. She is afraid it will close if she doesnt get one in soon and if the balls not on it she it gets caught on everything. I can pay for your gas and time. I know this is some funny shit!

No men please,

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Maybe NSFW [Jun. 14th, 2012|08:32 pm]
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One ad is nothing but text and the second one is a picture of the K-Y. I cut it just because some people are really weird about that kind of thing.

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Also, perhaps I should have left the phone number out, but oh well.
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Kansas CL again [Mar. 20th, 2012|07:06 pm]
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Courtesy of champloo4u: any one wanna have racist sex - m4w - 25 (hutch)

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Last night's Philadelphia roundup: [Mar. 4th, 2012|03:55 pm]
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From the ridiculous to the sublime:

Are you an electrician? - m4m - 38 (Ne philly 19124)

I am looking for an electrician to replace an outlet. I had an eletric stove and I replaced for a gas. I need a small outlet instead the big one that I had prior to the new stove.
I would like to get an free estimate and if you want you can get a bonus(bj) in the end of your free estimate be my guest.

Ps. guy here. Prefer white guy only. Please get back to me ASAP Need done Monday morning. Send stats and pic please

Kidnapper seeks female captive - m4w - 30 (Philly)

For extended tight restrictive restraints being placed on your ankles, wrists, and sealing your lips. This will take place at a hotel. (Unless want to host) You will be free to leave whenever. put "Bind me" in the subject line.

sorry guys - m4m - 23 (temple)

I am a str8 guy who just got home from a party. Been trying to cum all night and no luck with the women. I was on here to see if i could get some good head at least and maybe some 420 but I just spent my taxi money to get home. Don;t know why i am writing this but I am still kinda drunk

fuck? - m4w (fuckville, fucksylvania)

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(no subject) [Feb. 1st, 2012|01:35 am]
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This came across my Tumblr dashboard and I figured you guys would like it.

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